Animal resolutions

And so the year has come to an end, who knows what awaits around the bend. But in this time of great upheaval, it's nice to imagine something less evil. New Year's resolutions do you wanna? but they're boring for humans, so let's imagine fauna. Were animals to achieve their resolutions, what would be their creative solutions? Bunny wants to spend time with family this year, so now she's done it, with hundreds of babies to rear. Now the dog, proud and happy, who stuck to a diet, shunning a shit patty. Then the cat, roaming and bossy, has stuck to his weight goals, so weighs like a posse. Our final animal is standing and free, an awkward figure, what could he be? We see him clear, he's a turtle we can tell, but look at that, he's come out of his shell!


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