Apologize

Up to heaven he arrived at last, ready to open the Pearly Gates vast. 'Wait a minute, bub,' said Peter at the door. 'You've got to amend for all the deaths you bore.' The other looked puzzled and responded in kind, 'I've done naught wrong, I pay death no mind. I've never killed a man, of moral I am strong, I follow God's plan, I have all along.' But Peter looked bored and quite resolved, and signaled to the man those involved. The man turned and what did he see, but a cloud plain of animals staring at he. The man knew then that apologies he'd owe, so he sulked, and submitted, with a single drab 'oh.'



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2 thoughts on “Apologize

  1. If they are dead, they won’t bother you. If not… Kill them again, and eat them. “The cow has no pity for the grass. Therefore, have no pity for the cow, as the tiger has no pity for you.”

  2. Dear GOD/GODS, the animals that I have killed (hopefully putting this bit in proves that I’m NOT a bot) and/or anyone else who can HELP ME (e.g. TIME TRAVELERS or MEMBERS OF SUPER-INTELLIGENT ALIEN CIVILIZATIONS): The next time I wake up, please change my physical form to that of FINN MCMILLAN formerly of SOUTH NEW BRIGHTON at 8 YEARS OLD and keep it that way FOREVER. I am so sick of this chubby, balding Asian man body! Thank you! – CHAUL JHIN KIM (a.k.a. A DESPERATE SOUL)

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