Are you chicken

In a life of humans ruling the Earth, us chickens are denigrated, slaves from birth. They think that cowardice describes our race, which leaves us sulking lacking grace. When it comes to us and crossing the road, we cannot do so without a joke. They use our likeness to sell our flesh, and we're never clean, we're never fresh-we are left scrounging like a whore. I say to you, brethren, no more! To hell with them, and their logic patchy, fly my brothers, mount your Apache!

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3 thoughts on “Are you chicken”

  2. Actually, if you crack an egg in a chicken coop, the chickens will eat it.

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  3. The order came down to turn cows to Whoppers
    Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers
    But on the horizon, surrounding the shoppers
    Came the deafening roar… of chickens in choppers

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