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Cannibal

There occurred a murder on a fine summer day, and the detective looked close at the body that lay. These were not people but varieties of bean, from lima to lentil and others more lean. The detective looked close and noticed a bite mark, and turned to the others to announce the intent dark. 'This was no ordinary murder,' he said, 'but a vicious attack with teeth and lead.' For the bite mark was large and flesh was missing, the bean had been eaten from horrendous kissing. 'It's safe to conclude about our perp unseen, the he is not a cannibal but a cannibean.

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The cannibean loves the rancid smell of decay, when his victims' flesh pass through his intestine bay. He farts, and he whiffs, and his sighs with delight... let us hope you don't cross him on this frigid winter's night.
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