Cant pause

My son is swimming while I play my game,
And splashing then calling to save him,
I can't accept any of the blame,
When my wife comes and says 'damn it Tim'.
Turns out my kid is dead in the water,
And my wife isn't all that happy,
Turns out like his sister he was just fodder,
Interrupting the game of his daddy.
Battle Royal has changed gaming forever,
It lets us explore with newfound cause,
So when we're playing all you have to remember,
Is that we can't hit fucking pause.

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  1. I showed this to my parents to make them understand and they took my devices off me lmao.

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