Cat calls

Two cats sat away and afar, observing a girl cat at a bar. One said to the other, look there mate. She's cute, don't you think, to satiate? They watched as she licked, and bowed and licked, over and again she cleansed so strict. Hmm, said the cat, considering abstinence. It seems to me she too damn high maintenance.
Two cats sat away and afar, observing a girl cat at a bar. One said to the other, look there mate. She's cute, don't you think, to satiate? They watched as she licked, and bowed and licked, over and again she cleansed so strict. Hmm, said the cat, considering abstinence. It seems to me she too damn high maintenance.