I watched a man speaking energetically one day,
I decided to hear what he had to say,
So I put in the cochlear implant,
And heard the man speak,
He was complaining about parking,
It was rather quite bleak.
So I snapped off the earpiece,
And watched him go on,
As it turns out,
This was more fun.
So some may say it sucks real bad,
But really I'm like a sounding chef,
I control what I want to hear,
God, I love being deaf.


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