Every time I open my phone, I see a little baby prone. My friends are always posting these shots, these wobbly things these tiny tots. As if it's so hard to delivery a baby, for me it's a sure thing, not just maybe. I can do it, we all can, we're made to raise a boy to man. Let me show you stand aside, here I launch this easy ride. See? I'm doing it, I'm delivering a child, the breeze is up, the sun is mild. I'm a stork you see, and the baby's carried, now for some selfies to show the marrieds. What? I'm failing at hauling? Nonsense this is child's play--oh shit he's falling!


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