Houston

Obviously this is fresh and I don't mean to offend, But I couldn't resist making this joke. Houston is the fourth largest US city, And they don't need sass from a dumb bloke. But watching the videos and seeing the photos, The flooding is incredibly ferocious. So I got to thinking of a dad and his son, And the water rising at speeds atrocious. Son says to dad that the river is rising, But the dad says to be a better spotter. The river is stoned and opens its mouth to the rain, And dad says son, that's is high water.

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