I’m lovin’ it

Our experiment has worked, we're ready for stage two. Our brand is global, so we know what to do. These yellow arches are found across the Earth, the salty fatty food increasing their girth. Now is the time, they are ripe and tender, now is the time to cull and plunder. It's time to harvest our flock, so go to your ships and don your smocks. We are the powerful species of Ronalds, and for the human meat we thank our McDonald's!


9 thoughts on “I’m lovin’ it

    1. It would have been funnier if the humans ended up eating the Ronalds as well

    1. Yes. They float in the air in the same way that bricks don’t.

  1. Oh my gosh… You missed a beautiful opportunity for a “McHarvest” joke. Noooooooo!!! :p

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