Knock knock

There came a sudden knock at the door, Banana called who there what for? 'Orange' said Orange, and Banana: 'Orange who?' 'Orange you glad I didn't say Apple, buckaroo?' 'Depends,' responded Banana, and Orange frowned. 'Depends on if you get low to the ground. Can I bore holes in you and smoke dank kush?' Orange was shocked and suddenly blushed. 'No,' he said, and whimpered a little, and Banana said 'Scram, your character's too brittle. Apple's the dopest friend in the world,' Orange's lip suddenly curled. For there inside sat Apple amused, you might describe him as holey abused.

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