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Dracula put on the sunblock, sitting on his coffin. Then out at the beach, he's drinkin' Blood Mary's and sunnin'. He takes a look at the sunblock, then stands from his chair. He walks to the water, sunblock-white skin so fair. Out in the water he suddenly comes up, sreaming and shouting in terror. 'LIES!' he screams, as his skin melts and bones dissolve, and he pays for his fatal error. While he wallows and dies, we see in the sand, the sunblock bottle near. Just a moment before he'd held it in his hand, so what had happened here? Take a closer look and you'll see the bottle emphasizing: '100% waterproof,' it says. How dangerous, this false advertising.

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