Pet names

Oh so you call your girlfriend babe? That's awfully cute. But it's not really accurate. It's just a bit of snoot. MY girlfriend has pet names. Like banana and turtle and bunny. Why you ask? Well it's quite funny. You see my girlfriend is a mutant. Unlike any of her peers. So when you see her please hold your drink. And don't stare at her rather large ears.

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