Pet names

Oh so you call your girlfriend babe?That's awfully cute.But it's not really accurate.It's just a bit of snoot.MY girlfriend has pet names.Like banana and turtle and bunny.Why you ask?Well it's quite funny.You see my girlfriend is a mutant.Unlike any of her peers.So when you see her please hold your drink.And don't stare at her rather large ears.


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