You might not have known this, but Jesus has been back for a while. Of course you didn’t notice, you wouldn’t notice a bum to whom you ne’er give a smile. But that’s alright, he’s living it up without us. He walks around LA, and sometimes steals a ride on a bus. But mostly he’s chilling’ beside a drinking fountain, slurping from a plastic cup. And when he runs out, he fills it with water and magicifies that shit into wine. Yup. So Jesus is good, you don’t have to worry about him at all. You’ll walk down the street, he’ll smile with maroon teeth, and you’ll think, ‘what gall!’


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