Sex ed teacher

Sex ed is hear to listen to me,
It's time to learn the ropes,
This here is called a condom,
Use it not to make new blokes.
Take my advice and cover that thing,
You'll save yourself a hassel,
Because a kid is a lot to handle,
It's a disobedient vassal.
I go home and remind myself daily,
Of the dangerous of semen splat,
I cover my furniture in plastic,
And also my dog and cat.
Keep this advice with you always,
You're just a teen you don't know whassup
So hear my voice all you kids,
And cover the fuck up

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