I'm done with sex and on to the next thing,
But what else is there in this life?
There's phone sex that's cringy,
The cringe cuts like a knife.
Then there's sexting which I can't get behind,
Because autocorrect changes cock to sock.
My alternatives are limited it's true,
But ouija will help me get a girlfriend in lock.
A quick update about this adventure,
Oujia isn't the best alternative.
I met the girl but she wasn't what I expected,
She was a grassy ghoul cursing explicatives!


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