Sperm approach the shiny egg,
Cautious in their stream,
They hesitate and think carefully,
For this reminds them of a screen.
The movie Sphere from 1998,
They go inside the ball,
Their terrors come alive,
They die by horror's maul.
These little sperm turn heel,
And swim back where they came,
Thank God, that could've been Hitler 2,
To the family it would've brought shame.
So if you trust your genes then fine,
Give a go without a doubt,
But if you think your kid is Satan,
You ought best pull out.


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