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The man arrives at the Pearly Gates, and there stands Peter, his heart inflates. Welcome to Heaven, walk through the entry, you've come to the end, here are all gentry. The man entered and his face twisted queer, uh Peter, why'm I the only one here? Oh, dear man, all the others flew, they've upgraded you see, to Heaven 2. Why, asked the man, curious and sad. Well look around, said Pete, there are only bugs; it's bad. It's a reference to video games being awesome but everyone else upgrading as soon as the newer one comes out, leaving precious few players in the online realms. Ugh. Too much rhyming this time folks. Too much rhyming, it's testing my yolks. Jesus, that's a shitty rhyme, if only for each one, I'd a dime.

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