The earth watched as his neighbor reared, and opened his mouth into which he leered. The moon was yawning, tired as he was, and the earth began to twitch and itch and buzz. Yawning is contagious you have to know, so earth opened wide, his jaw hung low. Little did he realize his actions would cause, a great whirlpool within physic's laws. Merchant marines, cruise ships, and all types of boats, were suddenly swallowed no matter their floats. Earth, you dog, you yawn because you're tired. But look what you've done--your surface forever mired.


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