Really sarcastic letters

How to write a Christmas list How to Write a Christmas List
Getting a job is impossible Getting a Job is Impossible
How to survive Black Friday Shoppers How to Survive Black Friday: A Retailer’s War Plan
Starbucks on How to Make Coffee
Rules for This Year’s Office Christmas Party
Dear Santa, I vant you do me favor yes? Dear Santa, I vant you do me favor sir
Dear Amazon, your delivery gnomes are annoying Dear Amazon, your delivery gnomes are annoying
Introducing the new Hun-Die X253 Forger
Alexastrov, your words inspire me Alexastrov, your words inspire me
Sperm bank looking for artists Sperm bank looking for artist
Fashion sense for the alt right male Fashion Sense for The Alt Right Male
12 rules of the frat house 12 Frat House Rules
Adulthood Manifesto: What it means to be an adult Adulthood Manifesto – What it means to be an Adult
I need to get a hold of my life
To the lovely lady I saw on the Subway To the lovely lady I saw at the 4th and Main subway stop
This is Mars, not Earth re: This is Mars, not Earth. Get the rules straight
I'ma tech boss give me your legs re: This is a tech company, I’m your boss, give me your legs
Dear Media, you're doing it wrong Dear media, you’re doing it wrong
Application for US B2 tourist visa denied re: Your application for the USA B2 tourist visa has been denied
Humor must necessarily abide by these guidelines re: Humor must necessarily abide by these guidelines, always and without question
Dear rest of the world Dear the rest of the world
My awesome application for your mid-level manager position re: Application for the mid-level manager position
I slapped my secretary's butt I slapped my secretary’s butt
Senior living center pool rules Posted: Honeybrook Senior Living Center pool rules
To my dear beloved To my dear beloved
How to make money online How to Make Money Online – This Letter Reveals it All!
Posted: web developer needed Web developer needed
Human testosterone trial report Human testosterone trial report
A letter from your cat A letter from your cat
Message in a bottle Message in a bottle
Day 3: The toilet paper has run out Day 3: The toilet paper has run out
Entry level job position Posted: Entry level office assistant job opening for aspiring career starter
Earth's application for faster than light travel denied re: Earth’s application for Faster than Light tech
Male Model Job position has been filled re: Male model position for insurance company has been filled
Male model wanted 21-25 Re: Male model age 21-25 for insurance company client
TSA memo to all internal agents re: Memo for all TSA agents regarding procedural changes