I sent out my legions of robot spiders, to rob banks and steal gold from miners. But all they kept bringing me was cute little puppies, round, small, adorable little fluffies. So I made the best of it, and put them in my neighbor's lawn. I stood and watched, never to yawn. Thing is, Steve drives a smart car and thinks he's better than me. Well screw you Steve, here's some puppy poo and pee!

Thanks to

Dave Rees

for the submission!


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