Once I dreamed that I was in front of my computer, and the entire universe was there within. I'd been inkling for some first person shooter, but felt awe-struck by the cosmos' din. Without even thinking I went and pressed delete, I cannot begin to fathom why. I rushed to the recycle bin to undo the deed, what an idiot, a loon, am I. It did not work. A face appeared on my netbook. It said in a voice quite loud: 'Look what you have done, you'd deleted the universe, now you must be shunned, and ne'er more feel proud.' I closed my eyes expecting death, but it did not come to pass. The computer took a longish breath, and said, 'Gluten's bad, you've got a fat ass.'

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