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Gladiator

The gladiator had but one simple choice, The weapons lay before him urging it on, When he finally decided and pointed, He cried BUNNIES above the dungeon's noise. Out in the arena the Emperor signed to fight, And the gladiator stood stoic with bunnies in arm, His opponent weilded a spiked mace, But the cuteness gave the utmost might. Then ensued incredible violence and blood, As the battle unfolded before the crowd, But bunnies hopped aimlessly across the sand, And the gladiator was pummelled into red mud. That is the story of gladiator fame, When bunnies were chosen in hope, But there was never a chance for the gladiator to survive, For blood is why the bunnies came.

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