Pet names

Oh so you call your girlfriend babe?
That's awfully cute.
But it's not really accurate.
It's just a bit of snoot.
MY girlfriend has pet names.
Like banana and turtle and bunny.
Why you ask?
Well it's quite funny.
You see my girlfriend is a mutant.
Unlike any of her peers.
So when you see her please hold your drink.
And don't stare at her rather large ears.