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Bald man

Rupert strolls to the pond at his house, comfortable enough in his Levi-Strauss. He stares into the water and ponders his head, bald, as it were, since the day he was wed. He couldn't help but think that life would be better, had he his hair he might've been a go-getter. But what can he really expect from a full head of hair, what goes through his mind on this particular affair? Rupert smiles wide as he stares into the pond rim, imagining women screaming they'd do him, they'd do him.

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The women scream louder, faster, and aggressive. 'I believe in polygamy!' 'Me too!' claims successive.
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