Blood diamond

Went to the jeweler to see what to buy, I needed a ring for my fiance you see, The lady was nice but I wanted something fly, So she showed me the rings of power. Forged in the fires of Mount Doom, It all sounded very cool, There was a shroud that above us loomed, So I questioned her just before the hour. You're a conflict-free jeweler right? I asked with a quizzical look, She stared at me and said no fight, Totally bloodless these diamonds of ours. Then we laughed and hooted and hollered, Until finally we caught our breath, So I told her it wouldn't be a bother, That I'd buy one regardless of how dour!

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