Marketing

Dracula put on the sunblock, sitting on his coffin. Then out at the beach, he's drinkin' Blood Mary's and sunnin'. He takes a look at the sunblock, then stands from his chair. He walks to the water, sunblock-white skin so fair. Out in the water he suddenly comes up, sreaming and shouting in terror. 'LIES!' he screams, as his skin melts and bones dissolve, and he pays for his fatal error. While he wallows and dies, we see in the sand, the sunblock bottle near. Just a moment before he'd held it in his hand, so what had happened here? Take a closer look and you'll see the bottle emphasizing: '100% waterproof,' it says. How dangerous, this false advertising.



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  1. It should say water resistent. You have to put it on 30 minutes before you go out in the sun, so give it a chance to absorb. You have to re-apply it every few hours when out of the water and far more often when in the water (after you dry off fully). Sweating has the same affect as water.
    Also, the bottle wants you to apply it liberally, each time. Don’t forget to buy twn bottles for your full day out!
    As a redhead, it tkaes me a mere 20 minutes for thw sun to start coloring my skin (if I don’t apply sunblock).
    What I love is, if I get a sunburn, my skin turns bright red and my exisiting freckles (normally reddish/brown turn light fluorescent green (not a trick of the eye)! Nobody believes me until they see it fir themselves. The original color returns when the burn fades.

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