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Space ant

Mission log Day 421 the signs are good,
I'm an ant representing my kind in the exploration of space,
Today I received readings from a new planet in the hood,
So finally I'm close to saving my mission's face.
I landed and realized with a Gulliver grin,
That I'm thousands of times larger than the population,
So instead of work I engaged my sin,
Once again playing at Godly obliteration.
I took out my magnifying glass and lined up the sun,
And they all started running and screaming,
I wouldn't call it enjoyable or even fun,
And the smell was rancid from the steaming.
Tomorrow I take off for space once more,
I really hope I can find a new race,
I'm hopeful and anxious for what's in store,
Mission command is stupid for sending a nut case.



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Genocide is not good for you space ant, you're bored and should stop right now. You reap what you sow from poison plants, and the universe will make you bow.
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