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Apologize

Up to heaven he arrived at last, ready to open the Pearly Gates vast. 'Wait a minute, bub,' said Peter at the door. 'You've got to amend for all the deaths you bore.' The other looked puzzled and responded in kind, 'I've done naught wrong, I pay death no mind. I've never killed a man, of moral I am strong, I follow God's plan, I have all along.' But Peter looked bored and quite resolved, and signaled to the man those involved. The man turned and what did he see, but a cloud plain of animals staring at he. The man knew then that apologies he'd owe, so he sulked, and submitted, with a single drab 'oh.'

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Rupert thought that he had said sorry to all the animals there, but as it turns out there was one more that still cared. It was a human, and Rupert was taken aback. 'But I never killed a person, 'cause I never did crack.' The other responded by telling him simply: 'It wasn't fish soup that you ate there in Berkeley.'
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