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Banana strip

Working banana came home to his wife,
And found a surprise waiting,
She had stripped off her peel,
And lay on the bed,
Ready for some rough love strife.
She said to come here,
And he obliged her request,
Approaching her slowly,
At her loving behest.
But he stepped on her peel,
And lost his footing,
Flying into the air,
And splat down like pudding.
In the newspapers the next day,
There was a story so sad,
For working banana had died,
He had died,
And there's nothing to say.



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She told story of her papi's demise, and stood crying into her glass. Dammit, said the guy next to her, I just wanted to buy a drink for lass!
OLDER VERSION(S)

She only meant to slip off her peel, but he.. he... he slipped on her peel. Banana sex is trickyA comic about a banana. He comes in to his wife, totally fucking nude and hot. But he slips on her peel. Police are questioning whether she slipped off her peel or peeled off her slip.
I USE THIS DRAWING TABLET ✪

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