Gross

Man walking down street, bird hovers above. Suddenly a cackling screech, and a diving daring dove. Man tried to protect his face, no way to go. Bird shits like terrible mace, straight to mouth below. Man can’t avoid the poo-poo treat, bird banks away. The poop on the tongue does not want the seat, ‘gross, a human mouth,’ he bays.

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