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Endow

Adam and Eve alone on Earth, Not sure what to explore, Adam asks God who responds politely, Use that thing to make more. Adam looks at Eve, And Eve looks down at his thing, She tells God no way man, That'll make me more than sing. For a moment there's silence, Then God curses under his breath, Fine I'll redo it, You're not an Eve more like a Beth. So God picks up Adam and brings him upstairs, And gets to work with some play-doh, As he fashions a smaller member Adam remarks, So much for 'in your image' ain't it so?

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God has abandoned us, my fellow dicks, he has turned his back with a simple shrug. Damn him, let's return to Earth and be snakes, but first, a group hug.
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08.05.17Comicsadam and eve, big dick, christian, comics, dick, funny, god, lol, men, penis, relationship, religion, sex, womenCale
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