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Scorpion

Scorpion's son keyed his car, and the fighter saw it from afar. He ran over, his pink wife at his side, and screamed at the kid that he must abide. 'Dammit, son, this is the last straw! My patience is over, it's finally thawed!' His wife saw fire in his eyes, and feared what he'd done to other guys. But Scorpion was beyond consoling, and screamed at his son without controlling. 'Get over here!' came the cry. Blood splatter, guts wrung, and his son did die. 'Dammit, Scorpion,' said his lady. 'That's the fifth time you've done this so shady. Get back in the bedroom, we have to work. I want a new kid, and we ain't got no stork.'

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Scorpion, oh my dear, you've killed another child I fear. You removed your skin and burned him alive, no possible way to survive.
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08.12.16Comicschildren, comic, family, funny, kids, life, lol, mortal kombat, scorpio, scorpion, signsCale
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