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Thanksgiving
Sitting in his chair,
The day before the feast,
Rupert contemplated,
All that he would eat.
His wife walks by,
Asks him if he was lit,
Not knowing in his head,
About his fucked up shit.
If only she knew,
His mind so forlorn,
About the madness therein,
About that food orgy porn.
Lettuce in.